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10:09pm September 1, 2014

glitchaesthetic:

-points to my friends- beautiful. Incredible. Gay.

8:18pm September 1, 2014

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

— (via beyonceish)
6:28pm September 1, 2014

pr1nceshawn:

Pick up lines you probably don’t want to try…

5:01pm September 1, 2014

Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

4:37pm September 1, 2014

theblogchoseme:

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

3:43pm September 1, 2014
3:42pm September 1, 2014
Anonymous asked: 4 - 7- 9

im good with all of those

3:13pm September 1, 2014

Reblog And See What People Want From You!

askboxmemes:

1. A baby
2. A second chance
3. Sex
4. Kiss
5. Friendship
6. To chill
7. To cuddle
8. A long term relationship
9. A good laugh
10. An apology
11. A hug
12. Be my bitch
13. Be my sex buddy
14. Simply to be mine
15. MY BED. NO CLOTHES. NOW.

3:12pm September 1, 2014

mayakern:

sometimes i forget how gay i am

2:46pm September 1, 2014

prongsmydeer:

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

2:38pm September 1, 2014

Can we all just agree that if you leak nudes, whether it be a celebrities or just some person you know, that you’re an asshole

1:20pm September 1, 2014
bansheeava asked: OMG look at you with your blue hair and your pretty face!

Senpai ;///;

12:57pm September 1, 2014
Anonymous asked: for the sake of making you answer stuff: 1, 2, 3, (4,) 5

1. The meaning behind my URL

i cosplay hiccup and the little shit whos cosplaying jack for me started calling me hicfuck at some point and i liked the ring of it so it stuck

2. A picture of me

3. Why I love my bestfriend

because of everything they stuck through with me


5. Piercings I have

i have my ears pierced several times and i got a bellybutton-piercing

i used to have my bottom lip pierced but took it out because i kept playing with it

12:55pm September 1, 2014

cpecod:

have you ever had the urge to spoil somebody and buy them everything they’ve ever wanted because they are just so wonderful and you love them a lot and they deserve all of the nice things??? then u realize u are broke and sad

12:53pm September 1, 2014
Anonymous asked: 6, 12

6. Favorite Band

i dont really have one, i just listen to whatever i feel like

12. Ideas of a perfect date

no idea, really, something thats fun to both and where we could talk and stuff

or watching movies at home and cuddling